COME ONE, COME ALL!

It’s that time of year again when thousands of Santas shall descend upon downtown Reno to enjoy good spirits & yule-tide cheer!  Over 3000 festive-clad wassailers enjoyed the jolly, drunken frivolity of the 9th Reno Santa Pub Crawl!  But we’re topping that this year!  We’re expecting 4-5000 holiday-clad revelers!  So, we’re adding bars & some pre-Crawl Friday night fun & even Santa Skiing!  It’s an entire weekend of charitable, holiday FUN!!  Keep checking in for the latest!

As always, this is first & foremost a local charity fundraiser.  This year all proceeds will benefit the Hashimoto Widows & Orphans Fund for the families of fallen law enforcement officers of various agencies in the Reno-Sparks area.  So, help Support the Claus & attend!

The Reno Santa Pub Crawl is like NO other event!  We make it easy for you to eat, drink & be merry!  Our event is drawing nationwide attention!  We’re fast becoming the largest Pub Crawl, not only in the West, but in the country!  We have even spawned yuletide crawls in other states, as far away as Massachusetts!  Ya, we’re kind of a big deal!  & that’s all thanks to YOU!!

And now, we proudly present….

THE RULES TO CRAWL BY

  • Crawlers MUST be at least 21 years old!  ID’s shall be checked!  Bring valid ID.
  • Crawlers MUST wear appropriate attire!  A complete Santa suit, Mrs. Claus suit, snowman, crown of thorns & loin cloth or some other festive decoration are not only part of the deal but exceedingly FUN!  Spicy is verrrrry good!  And it will get you in free to Official Crawl bars & make you unbelievably popular!  The point is to have fun, possibly make an ass of yourself & to make the holidays a great time!  BUT keep in mind that the winter weather in Reno is relatively cold!  Once you’re in a bar or casino you’ll be just fine!  Especially once the libations start flowing!
  • Do your part for the charity – Support the Claus by frequenting only those establishments on the Official Map! They’re the ones Supporting the Claus with much appreciated donations!  Visit all others on another night!!!
  • This is a free event ~ there are no tickets to purchase to participate, (drinks unfortunately, you must pay for).  If you’d like to Support the Claus, get yourself a waaay cool Official souvenir bracelet!!  They shall be available for purchase at participating shops!  Check back for more info!  Or contact us about giving!  We will be getting more Reno Santa Pub Crawl merchandise later so, keep checking in!
  • There shall be 7, count ‘em 7 Official Start Bar choices to begin your night of frivolity!  Take your pick!  They’re alllll good!  Check back for the choices!
  • The Official Reno Santa Crawl Map shall only be available at the Official Start Bars!  We will also post it here about a week before the event.
  • You need to visit EVERY bar on the Map!!!  They’ve paid lovely sums of $ to see you!  That is your challenge should you choose to accept it!  Good luck & may the schwartz be with you!
  • Keep in mind your tasty beverages must be finished before leaving each establishment.  Let’s not put the police to work.  K?
  • DO NOT LET ANYONE DRINK & DRIVE!!!  NO EXCUSES!!!  Leave NO wassailer behind!  Find one too wasted to crawl, put ‘em in a cab!  Nobody wants to trip over an obliterated Santa or yeti!
  • Never hang out in the same place for more than 20-30 minutes.  It’s a CRAWL!  It’s going to be quite a feat to hit all 40+ venues as it is!!  It’s a marathon!  Keep moving!
  • Feeling the giving spirit?  Bring extra Santa hats, candy or some other ingenious festive item to give out!  Ladies LOVE this, by the way!  Actually, so do gents.
  • Don’t forget to tip your bartenders, etc!  They deserve it for putting up with our sh….holiday spirit!
  • Don’t steal or fight because it’s BAD!!  We LOVE naughty!!  We do not love BAD!!
  • Occasional nudity is optional…Santa gives it a double thumbs up!  Just do not get caught!  But bring a camera if there IS any nudity!  Oh & take some nice wholesome pix, too!  Then post ‘em here!
  • Everyone of age is welcome, buuuuut Santas can be frisky!  We’ve seen many examples of this including, though not limited to:  random groping, touching, kissing, biting, licking, pinching & of course sitting on Santas lap!!  Me likey!
  • Don’t forget to meet under the Arch on Virginia St. at midnight to sing carols & do a bit of wassailing!!  Come revel in the awesomeness that is the Reno Santa Pub Crawl!
  • Of course, there will be an Official After Arch Party or two!  Once again – check back for where!
  • Keep in mind that this event will be at least 8 hours of non-stop drinking & debauchery!  So, pace yourself & do NOT puke on me!!
  • Have FUN!!!

TALLY HO HO HO!!!